I was about two, and left alone with a babysitter for the night. My parents came home from their dinner, and find me naked, drawing with a multicolored crayon along the back of the white, fabric sofa like a little Jackson Pollock, creating a masterpiece. After discovering the babysitter was asleep on the couch while I was decorating it, they politely asked her to leave.
My parents asked me what we did that night. I made sure to give them the lowdown of the night:
"Yes mom, we had fun. Tammy's boyfriend came over. He was nice. We watched the Little Mermaid and they kissed. Then he snuck out the backyard. Then we ate dinner and Tammy went to sleep."
That was the last time we saw that sitter.
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